Some people might feel sorry for themselves in this situation
Puppy don’t care
Puppy’s got stuff to do
Puppy’s got places to be
Puppy’s got people to bark at and things to sniff.
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puppy is understandably confused about everything in life
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this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
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"How much money does college cost in America?"
you fucking donut
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Not the time for a dad joke.
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